In order to expand the reach and appeal of Jon Shen, we have decided to go after the nerd market. Since Jon is already well covered in the jock market with his love of fantasy football, we have sponsored a new programming language:
The most important attribute of this new language?
"optional lazy evaluation"
Of course we all know that laziness is not optional for Jon.
Jon's main source of protein is the Classic Bigmouth Bacon Burger