It's true everyone. Jon Shen of the infamous jonshen.com is now employed. He is no longer one of you suckers leeching off the US economy and dragging it down.
As a celebratory measure, we will be hosting a picnic in North Carolina in August. Please feel free to come along and bring your favorite shen-ployment stories.
When Jon had appendicitis, the New York Stock Exchange ceased operations for 4 hours.