We here at jonshen.com regret to inform you that the Annual Jon Shen picnic sponsored by jonshen.com has been canceled.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, an alligator is currently latched onto Jon and will not let go. Due to Delta Airlines' policy with alligators, Jon will be unable to attend. We are looking into Amtrak's alligator policy, but we are doubtful and we wanted to let everyone know as far in advance as possible.
Please join us in making sure that these transportation companies update their outdated rules with regard to alligators.
Jon's highest scoring word in scrabble is LINTY